Mark Meier

With my coffee, books, and computer, I can do anything.

Peace, Love and Harry Potter


Give me enough caffeine and I can move the world!

PS @cxtownley why wasn’t I following your tweets until just now??

Me: Mom, why did you take a railroad spike? Mom: I was mad and it was heavy. #cleptoisgenetic

Yelling out modern sexual slang in a room with baby boomers, we are all learning new things!… new favorite slang for boobs #SweaterPuppets

Santa claus just passed me in a mini van. He looked at me and gave me the head nod… #bestdayever!