Mark Meier
Peace, Love and Harry Potter
Give me enough caffeine and I can move the world!
PS @cxtownley why wasn’t I following your tweets until just now??
Me: Mom, why did you take a railroad spike? Mom: I was mad and it was heavy. #cleptoisgenetic
Yelling out modern sexual slang in a room with baby boomers, we are all learning new things!… new favorite slang for boobs #SweaterPuppets
Santa claus just passed me in a mini van. He looked at me and gave me the head nod… #bestdayever!